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The McQuadruple decker pattie.

When I was about 15 years old I was friends with this kid named Bryan in high school. He worked at the McDonald's in my town. One day we were sitting with each other at the lunch table, being goofy, and I created a diagram for the quadruple decker pattie cheese burger. The theme of the burger was "no bread dividers". Fuck those things. Bread dividers? So my best friend Keith and I rode my Dyno VFR bike down to McDonald's. Keith operating the bike, me on the back pegs, as he is much stronger than me. A quadruple decker pattie cheeseburger hath been constructed that day. For $0.99 (approx.fall of 1998).

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I want to eff somebody at random from my facebook or aim buddylist.

Badly Sprained Ankle

I must admit, a badly sprained ankle isn't so bad. I actually have an excuse not to go out and blow money. My weekend is comprised of: getting high all evening, getting drunk all evening, playing guitar, eating food, watching porn, texting.